Anyone else get genuinely worried at some point that a fast-food place would immediately kick you out of their establishment upon bringing in products from another fast-food chain?
Like I was terrified to bring in a McDonald's cup into a Wendy's. For no other reason.

They want their cherry-flavored popcorn back. I'm pretty sure it was an alternate universe version of the 90's because there's no such thing as cherry-flavored popcorn.

I got mad and told them Prince died, and they were like "FINALLY, the nightmare comes to an end some day," and I thought that was rude but I guess Prince was pretty awful in their version of the 90's? I asked what movies were out and they said the last one they saw was Terminator 2 with Conan O'Brien which is a comedy. In their 90's sex is illegal, which is something President Bill Clinton thought was really important (he hates sex)

time traveler from the future, sent back to the 1970s to stop omnipotent AI from taking over: Hey Dennis! You ever think about making a programming language with “pointers”