in the manga when the pokemon get caught they just become small but in the anime they get turned into light. so what the fuck

Lord,
Let every cystic pimple
Be the root of another strand
Of shabby and sparse facial hair
To eventually make my face appear
Post-pubescent
Amen

This is thought that's been in my head for a while.

if you think about it, japanese furry artists drawing macro art is just the perfect fit. they did invent Godzilla ゴジラ after all.