MY FUCKING BOYFRIEND ATE THE REST OF MY BANANA, IM GONNA FUCKING RAGE QUIT LIFE!!!!!!!!1!!111!!!!!!!!!
THIS IS WHY I NEED A GOD DAMN DIVORCE ATTORNEY ON SPEED DIAL!!!!!!!!
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MY FUCKING BOYFRIEND ATE THE REST OF MY BANANA, IM GONNA FUCKING RAGE QUIT LIFE!!!!!!!!1!!111!!!!!!!!!
THIS IS WHY I NEED A GOD DAMN DIVORCE ATTORNEY ON SPEED DIAL!!!!!!!!
Queer Activities (licking a candy cane to a sharp point)
you know its real when they're scared of you
(this is satire im not abusive)
Yk its true love when you gotta have a divorce attorney on speed dial in case they throw random shit at you <3
(Satire)