they should make a laptop you can use in the shower. my shower brain is my favorite brain mode and i want to work on projects while i'm in there. the second the water is turned off, my brain goes back to being worse, so there's not insignificant loss happening between when i'm in the shower and when i try to write after taking a shower. just wanna be creative at full capacity. gimme the shower computer PLEASE.

Those for those of you who don't know dead rising Lore™️, the maim boy of the series is Frank West; hard hitting journalist looking for DA TRUTH

He also looks a fuck ton like dan aykroyd, I have nothing to base this on but I'm deadset he's one of the core design influences for frank. Japan in general but very much dead rising like to use popular western actor's likeness for their worldwide releases, and to me it screams Aykroyd all over it

Now don't get me wrong, it wouldn't be good, but possibly a ton of silly fun as burnt out akroid acts like frank: an out of breadth guy in his fifties

Which is true, but you’re like the oldest young person you’ll ever be, and in a couple of years, people won’t say ‘you’re still young’ any more.