There has been a grievous, downright grievous insult. After all the work I go through for these people, after everything I do, all the people I blow up on their behalf, Tataru Taru - normally of sage and sound judgement - goes and rewards that twerp Alphinaud with a new cold-weather outfit and I get NOTHING??? Do I not feel the cold? All that miniature elf (who I would point out I and my pterandon friend are almost as tall as together) has done is stay inside and talk to people! I'm the one out there, blowing people up and doing some other stuff probably I don't know - but point is I'm not inside all day warming my little twerp feet by the fire!

Well I showed them, I took all the money I had and went and bought the warmest clothes I could find. I pity Alphinaud when he sees me, those 'warm' new threads he got are going to feel like a suit of ice by comparison, he'll be shivering in his fancy new boots right next to me just by knowing how incredibly warm I am!

Nice gift, Tataru, but maybe next time you should shop around a bit and make sure you pick out some actual cold-weather clothing for the kid, cause he's not gonna last out there I'm telling you now. Oh don't worry about me, I think I'll be just fine.