I haven't chililimeposted about Tangy Fiery Lime Doritos Dinamita Sticks yet, but I need to, they've taken over as my favorite chili lime snack.

They don't taste like non-Sticks Chile Limón Dinamitas, which in direct comparison tasted a bit like stomach acid, though the bright citrus cookie sort of lime aspect of their flavor is still good. Tangy Fiery Lime Dinamita Sticks have more of a taco seasoning flavor, with a rich, intense, still-sweet lime tang. They remind me a little bit of the cleaning supplies that were used in my elementary school's bathrooms, in the best way of course.

They're nice 'n' crispy. They look like overdone French fries, but don't feel like them.

They're not like Fuego Takis Stix in any respect, not flavor nor size nor texture – Takis Stix were not what I was expecting at all, they're tiny, and have a not-insignificant Goldfish cracker-y taste. The Stix are so small and thin that it seemed like they had trouble accumulating a balanced mix of elements of the seasoning. Not bad once you know them and can want Them Specifically, but when I was hankerin' for something like Dinamitas Sticks, they were poised to be judged unfairly.

Chester's Fries, which I also tried for the first time recently, in Flamin' Hot form, might be a better point of comparison for size and shape. But those are just Flamin' Hot Cheetos, but rectangular prisms. Soft, light, puffy. Those will be a better option once I've lost all my teeth.

In other chili lime news, the order to buy Tamalitoz still stands – see the original chililimepost. A week ago, my sister messaged me saying "Okay I finally tried a cucumber tamalito. I thought it was okay. Until it finally cracked open and I saw God. Why is that so good?" DO YOU WANT TO SEE GOD TOO? GOD'S PROBABLY PRETTY AND/OR HANDSOME, OR OTHERWISE AESTHETICALLY PLEASING, AND ANECDOTAL EVIDENCE SAYS THIS CANDY MAY LET YOU BEAR WITNESS! I was gifted peach ones for Christmas and the peach ones are also good. Did you expect the peach to also be good? You would expect that if you were familiar with Tamalitoz. my sister boughted the gay popcorn

*dumps a bag of Takis in a river, chases them downstream bobbing my head into the water*