*watches someone play the Alan Wake 2 intro*

well i sure am glad as fuck i got the recommendation to turn off achievement popups before starting my game

*keeps watching*

fucking christ, they're heading into dangerous territories. i swear i got encounters where they got none? that's messed up! fucking game is playing mind games i swear to god---

*ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED SOUND AND HUGE NOTIFICATION*

well fuck all that i guess, what is tension anyway