I will be marking the occasion for as long as possible, as time zones permit.

(as unlikely as that may seem),

I will of course gladly take any donations offered with a promise that I will absolutely do nothing useful with the money except to buy pizza, toys, or hard liquor.

With the great many other worthy causes in the world as it is I understand entirely if you'd prefer not, but as the old saying goes: You don't get if you don't ask! So on the off chance you've enjoyed some of my goofy postings or just want to divest yourself of excess wealth, there is a Mack to consider.