This is gonna be one of those stories that goes places before it gets wrapped up

But I do enjoy a momentary bit of schadenfreude. (I'm sure he'll do better once he gets comfortable stateside). ((Still not gonna feel too bad for the guy who signed the biggest contract for a pitcher ever))

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The only downside here is it's time to hear more about The Fucking Dodgers.

The fucking Dodgers