"So Wobbles, how much do you enjoy befriending non-person NPC entities in video games?" Just opened up [game which is 99.9% Not About Collecting Littol Pals] to find some leftover notifications informing me that while I was away I collected another smol fren for the wee lovelies collection.

I have absolutely no memory of doing the work to have accomplished this; I also have full faith that I did and just don't remember because it's *checks spreadsheet* babey creacher #109.

Most players have 0 and only overachievers might have 2-5, to be clear. There is no benefit to hoarding this many teenies.