@staff pls let me put js in my chosts so i can add my favorite feature of my website:

// Vidrun, born of the sea-wind through the spruce
// Vidrun, green-tinged offshoot of my bough, joy and burden of my life
// Vidrun, fierce and clever, may our clan’s wisdom be yours:
//
//     Never read Hacker News
// - Aphyr, "Hexing the technical interview"
if (document.referrer.startsWith("https://news.ycombinator.com")) {
    document.location = "https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/d/d4/Human_fart.wav"
}