We found it thrifting one time and it's rad so of course we adopted it; we usually use it as a door stop.

Today I hear from the laundrypantrytrapdoor room, "Is this a goblin!?"

Gooseberry suddenly Perceived the Friend sitting outside her door 😌

I told her it was a special kind of goblin called a gargoyle who usually lives on roofs, but this one holds doors open; Gooseberry noted it has strong feet to do so and that it's sitting on a chair. Then Em said it was to protect her room, and there we are: some quality Lore.

Gooseberry then hefted it against her door and said, "he's gargoyling my room!" and toddlermouth rolls that out extremely similarly to "guarding", which is Just Good.