me earlier: man, i truly feel awful all the time. my stomach hurts, my ribs hurt, i'm worried i have serious digestive issues. i think i've gotta see a doctor about this, this can't go on.
me just now *takes binder off*: why do i suddenly feel Completely Better?

just remembered that time i joined a trans discord server with a transmasc-exclusive chat and a transfem-exclusive chat and the transfems spent all their time meowing at each other but the transmasc-centric chat spent the entire time arguing over whether the name of their chat was masculine enough lmao