i dont wanna do my job making me do work is like illegal or something

me after arriving home from new york and my sister orders papa johns: oh real pizza

going on a citibike letsfuckinggooooo

took me 10 years but i have finally taken every genre of transportation in this city excluding prohibitively expensive forms of transport like helicopter

dreamt last night that i lived a life of regret due to forgetting the most important form of transport: chocobo

going on a citibike letsfuckinggooooo

took me 10 years but i have finally taken every genre of transportation in this city excluding prohibitively expensive forms of transport like helicopter