IT IS I, THE LORD OF ALL EVIL, ZARZABANTH!!! I AM HERE TO BE EVIL AND DO SUCH THINGS AS PILLAGE AND ROB AND KILL!! MY ONLY WEAKNESS IS HAIRY WOMEN WITH PENISES, BUT THAT SHOULDN'T BE AN ISSUE, CONSIDERING NO IMAGE OF THAT HAS EVER BEEN DRAWN EVER!! IN FACT, I WILL START WITH THIS EXACT ACCOUNT, LOOKING THROUGH EVERY IMAGE TO ENACT MY EVILS VIA COMMENTING ON ALL OF THEM WITH EVIL SPELLS!! I SURE HOPE I DON'T COME ACROSS ANY HAIRY WOMEN, LEST I IMMEDIATELY CRUMBLE TO DUST!