you know it's crazy, now that Sonic has regained some of the public's good graces and tidied up its reputation and self-image in the advent of the moderate success of the films and Frontiers (not to mention that the third movie+SonicXShadow Gens are all but guaranteed to be a two-hit knockout), it's almost as if all of the millennial Sonic haters of the mid 2000s/early 2010s are scrambling to convince younger generations and potential new fans that no no, Sonic is still bad, trust me don't even bother bro. wonder how that's gonna work out for them

i should be banned from purchasing ice cream sandwiches. i fucking inhale those sons of bitches

you hated Chris Thorndyke bc you thought he was annoying and robbed precious screentime from the Sonic characters
i hate Chris Thorndyke bc his family is part of the 1%
we are not the same

Chris' father literally bought a Chaos Emerald for his wife (that just so happened to be at a jewelry store)

ain't no way this shit don't cost a Bugatti and a half

AND HIS UNCLE'S A COP TOO?!?!

I THOUGHT HE WAS JUST A FORMULA 1 RACER

HE'S A FORMULA ONE COP???? HIS RACE CAR LEGIT HAS SIRENS ON IT

WHAT IS HAPPENING

you hated Chris Thorndyke bc you thought he was annoying and robbed precious screentime from the Sonic characters
i hate Chris Thorndyke bc his family is part of the 1%
we are not the same

Chris' father literally bought a Chaos Emerald for his wife (that just so happened to be at a jewelry store)

ain't no way this shit don't cost a Bugatti and a half