Life is bad right now, but luckily there are goofy arcade cabinets, like Rail Chase 2. One way to justify a rail shooter is to put it on literal tracks for the majority of the game. Your minecart bops around locales, periodically jumping over obstacles, while mowing down enemies alone or with a friend.
The cabinet comes with a "super magical bench seat," where both players can sit next to each other, while being shook around by the hydraulics underneath. As a weird quirk, gameplay isn't controlled with a lightgun, but with a joystick instead. Sure, a full game is only around 20 minutes or so, but what a fun ride it would be.
