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johnnemann
@johnnemann

If you had a time machine and unlimited resources, in what way would you unwisely interfere in the time stream? The Aztecs get AKs and smallpox vaccine? The Roman empire plus Communism? Solar panels at the dawn of the industrial revolution? Jimi Hendrix gets an iPhone? Introducing elephants to North America before people make it there? Go wild.


shel
@shel

Idea 1: Kill Jesus while he was still an infant. Idk what this would do in terms of goals but history would certainly end up very different.

Idea 2: Prevent the invention of video games. Idk maybe this one would prevent the return of active fascist movements among jaded white young men in America somehow.

Idea 3: Kill Friedrich Ebert to somehow ensure Rosa Luxembourg successfully led a communist revolution in Germany?

Idea 4: Introduce LSD to the drinking water in Rome during the height of the Roman Empire. The entire city of Rome. Yeah. Also give LSD to Ghengis Khan, Empress Wu Zetian, King Henry VIII, Emperor Meiji, Charlemagne, and sure let's go with Xerxes and Mansa Mūsā to round it out. Don't tell them you're giving them a drug tho just slip it into their water while they're alone in a beautiful garden or something. If in this timeline American colonization still happens then LSD should also be introduced to the drinking water in Boston and Philadelphia like idk three weeks before the Declaration of Independence is written. I just wanna see what happens.


red-lez
@red-lez

I would introduce COVID or something to the first English people who tried to colonize Ireland, as a deterrent. Ireland was the prototype for European global colonization, so I do wonder if it never took hold there, would it still take off elsewhere?


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transphobes say that trans people are a modern phenomenon, so i'd just go back and document all the trans people throughout history. sculptors, painters, photographers, writers... hire them all throughout history (in their own eras) to create works depicting trans people. get those existing trans people to document their own lived experiences. bolster whatever their hormone regimens were with modern HRT.

My answer was going to be convince an executive that it would be more profitable long term to use ethanol instead of lead(they were afraid of scale, but never underestimate the power of a corn subsidy). But this works too. Bonus, we save the ozone layer.

  • every time someone seriously suggests patenting a vaccine, medicine, or medical equipment, they mysteriously explode
  • every time someone starts to build an atomic weapon / order for them to be built, they mysteriously explode
  • that one time Adam Smith fell in a tanning pit1, he'd somehow not make it back out
  • find whatever bugs were going to evolve into mosquitos, and they mysteriously explode
  • henry ford mysteriously explode

  1. [src] "According to one story, Smith took Charles Townshend on a tour of a tanning factory, and while discussing free trade, Smith walked into a huge tanning pit from which he needed help to escape."

Plant two huge stone Argonath-style statues pointing at each other with outstretched fingers, one at the South-West tip of Sierra Leone and one at the North-East tip of Brazil. Some time in like the 4th or 5th millennium BCE.

Make Booth miss.

Feed some updated targeting info to allied bombers so that Von Braun and his bunch get fragged before the Americans reach them.

Drone the fuck out of Isabella and Ferdinand's forces.

Dose Edward Teller and blast a mix of Math Rock and The Recitation at him after he argues with Oppenheimer over the "Super".

Tell Truman, "instead of supporting The Nabka, let's do a purge of anti-Semites here in the States."