do you actually want to fall under the thrall of a thousand year old vampire mistress or do you just wish you had a responsible adult partner who handles the bills and groceries for you?
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in reply to @melinoe's post:
i could be such a good housewife and i'm not even kidding. actual goals fr.
are you me? I've been manifesting into a perfect wife for the past two decades
Aaaaand now I'm gonna be thinking all day about a very tired vampire lady using her influence over her self employed thrall to force her to get sunlight or go to bed at a decent hour.
you don't mind if i use this for a story idea i have lol? also yes, vampire who acts as your executive function lmao.
Only if the executive function vampire is secretly a complete mess in other ways. Cuz I wanna read it
Your honor I do/would do that second part for others already and idk even how. I'd like a nap tho