"Gosh, it's like so long ago now! I barely even remember! We didn't even have summoning circles yet! Or Latin! You mortals don't know how easy it is to summon a demon, nowadays. Back in my day you had to do a whole big ritual! With like, sacrifices! And yours truly was a sacrifice, on account of I was soooooo pretty and they knew Mistress would love me. And then she'd like, make them have a good harvest, or something. Make all the sheep fuck a whole bunch. So she showed up, and she cut me loose and told them that she wasn't really into sacrifices anymore, and I said that it was okay because I was totally down with being tribute for like, a fertility goddess or whatever."
She nods, reminiscing.
"You gotta understand that back in the day we were just kinda throwing rituals at the wall and seeing what stuck. We didn't know what we summoned, just that she had showed up. Anyway I guess she could tell I meant it, because she stuck around for a while. Actually did try to help the farmers out, when she wasn't busy fucking me silly in the temple. And then when she decided she wanted to go home, I told her I wanted to go with her, and here we are!"
