If she's a broad fat Yank, loose in stays, and stoves you in with one fat ball, she's not your girl, you're the last of Barrett's privateers
either that or have fun I guess

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If she's a broad fat Yank, loose in stays, and stoves you in with one fat ball, she's not your girl, you're the last of Barrett's privateers
either that or have fun I guess