ME: Yeah so I'm being pursued by the Relentless Eviscerator now
BARELY AUDIBLE IN THE DISTANCE: I'm gonna eviscerate ya!

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ME: Yeah so I'm being pursued by the Relentless Eviscerator now
BARELY AUDIBLE IN THE DISTANCE: I'm gonna eviscerate ya!
just so you know, this post (and by extension the Relentless Eviscerator) has been living in my head ever since it was posted. ever so often my brain will just go "I'm gonna eviscerate ya!"