I opted to hire my brain spiders instead of fumigating them, but they immediately unionized and demanded higher pay, so I'm not really much better off than before.

[Robot/doll/moth/slime/NHP]-girl. DGN-001. I like writing!
See post-cohost writing at https://reliarobot.dreamwidth.org/, on tumblr at https://www.tumblr.com/relia-robot-writes, or collected long-form pieces at https://reliarobot.itch.io/
I opted to hire my brain spiders instead of fumigating them, but they immediately unionized and demanded higher pay, so I'm not really much better off than before.