Mech Pilot who asks if we can bond over something other than generational trauma.
REQUISITION ENQUIRY
FROM: EXOCLUSTER CONDITIONING SQUADRON 1076492
TO: PSYCHIC PANOPLY SATELLITE 908
BODY
REPORT AT EARLIEST CONVENIENCE CURRENT STOCKS OF ALL FORMS OF TRAUMA OTHER THAN 'GENERATIONAL'
ENQUIRY ENDS
Well, we got 100,000 units of gender-based trauma (unsorted), but our war trauma is on backorder, climate trauma is all but discontinued, and we haven't had any capitalism-based trauma since the last corpo-state was taken out in '56. I could double check our overstock and see if we have any leftover pandemic trauma, but it's almost certainly expired if we do. 'Bout the only other kind of trauma we have is blunt-force, and I don't think that's exactly what you're asking for.