relia-robot

Trans married robot/doll

[Robot/doll/moth/slime/NHP]-girl. DGN-001. I like writing!

See post-cohost writing at https://reliarobot.dreamwidth.org/, on tumblr at https://www.tumblr.com/relia-robot-writes, or collected long-form pieces at https://reliarobot.itch.io/


ImpressionsOfDetail
@ImpressionsOfDetail

A crown of fire and a robe of ivy; a strange visitor, seeking solace.


relia-robot
@relia-robot

You don't see too many crowns of fire, even in my line of work. Their robe hung by a hook on the door as if it had grown there while we sat. I don't have much to offer, really; a few different blends of tea, clean water, a warm hearth. I don't know why people keep coming to me, but they do. We sat and talked - well, they talked. I listened. All their burdens, laid out on the table between us. The crown of flames over their head cast a flickering light on the table. They told me how they worried it would one day consume them, leave their fine robe a pile of ashes to be blown away in the wind. That kind of responsibility must be very hard to bear, I thought. I offered them more tea, some directions, and a space to spend the night before the hearth. They declined the last and left, taking their troubles with them but leaving a solid gold coin for my trouble. My trouble! As if I had done anything of note! But, I will use it to buy more tea, and be ready for the next person who visits. I can only hope their burdens are slightly lighter for being able to put them down, even for a short time.



MiserablePileOfWords
@MiserablePileOfWords

A tall, gaunt form undulates towards the Pearly Gates, its gait shuffling and uneven, as if it had too much to drink. Its wings have seen better days, and the left one seems to be... lopsided, somehow. Which is, of course, categorically impossible, because everyone knows angels are divine embodiments of perfection. So... there’s probably just something wrong with thine eyes, mortal.

As it lurches nearer to the Saint at the Gates, one might even think one hears noises coming from its belly, which is, we must stress again, just not possible, since angels are His Will given form. Their bellies, which do not exist, can, therefore, not rumble, or make any other noises. Especially not noises like this.

Ow! Your talon is in my ear, Azzy!
Stop sucking on my tail, Bel! Now is not the time!
Fuf oo fige it!
Girls, quiet! We’re almost at that Saint guy! Pecker!
I’m not sure that’s right. I think it was... Feet Guy?

Thou must still be discombobulated from thine journey up. It’s fine. Happens to everyone. Well, not everyone, but some people. All part of His Great Plan. Don’t worry about it. Which thou won’t, forevermore, now that thou art here! Unless, of course, thou art sent away and go to The Other Place. Anyway, cheer up, we’re sure thou willst definitely get through. Maybe don’t mention the fact that thou art seeing and hearing things however, yeah?



caffeinatedOtter
@caffeinatedOtter

"So you're Fern's squeeze, right?" Captain Clobber says, lurching unsteadily across the room, a limited-edition local brewery ale in hand. "That's. That's some getup you got, ain't it?"

"Yes," Memento Mori says.

Stormhammer's throwing an evaded-the-authorities housewarming party in his new loft in the meatpacking district, which is awkward in the way that shitty house parties full of antisocial strangers are. And then there's Memento Mori, sitting on Stormhammer's Febreze-damp kerb-find couch like the worst-posed Victorian sepulcher grotesque, feet flat on the floor, hands flat on her knees, the sinisterly impenetrable dark of her hood pointed dead ahead of her.

"Personal question, ha ha," Captain Clobber says, "but what's the — what's the deal? Are you, like, a human person in there?"

"Yes," Memento Mori says, "that is a personal question."

"Yeah but like." He tries to swig from his beer, then unsteadily squints into the empty, his other eye screwed shut. "But like. When you were younger — were you younger? Or did you start out just like, come into being somehow exactly the—"

"I am a magical girl," Memento Mori says.

"Haha?" Captain Clobber laughs experimentally. "Wow it's hard to tell if you're joking, ain't it?"

Infernaga drops heavily on the couch, pries one of Memento Mori's hands up, and transfers it to her own knee. "Last time anyone tried to follow that rabbit hole," she says, "—well, we're not allowed back into Philadelphia. Ever." She narrows her eyes up at him. "No further questions."

The stygian cowl turns toward her, pauses for long seconds, then turns back ahead. "No," Memento Mori agrees.



AbsentWriterDoll
@AbsentWriterDoll

A diving doll!

It can go deeper than any human!

But it doesn't.

After all, it's happy enough diving with its witch.

That's why she made it after all:

"Something to share in her hobby."

Oh the things it could see if the doll really wanted to.

Worlds that are forever inaccessible to the unaided human eye...

But the doll doesn't need them.

After all.

The way its witch dances in the shallows...

She's beauty enough for the doll.


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