you can pry the 3.5mm jack from my cold dead hands. this is my new iPod, yes it’s an iPhone 6S, but to me it’s an iPod.

experimenting and all that.
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you can pry the 3.5mm jack from my cold dead hands. this is my new iPod, yes it’s an iPhone 6S, but to me it’s an iPod.
yesssssssss
I'll take a whole second device to store all of my NON phone functions please. Gimme one of those folding phablet things, whatever, just put all the smarts and all the apps into the other device. I'll take that, and a tiny flip phone with impeccable mic and phone speaker for calls.