apple: “hey, did you know that you can pretty much use the iPad as a complete replacement for your computer now? it’s pretty powerful and all, has support for various things!”
also apple: what’s a calculator

experimenting and all that.
chief executive dysfunction officer. few of my posts are high-effort, but at least they're funny.
current avatar is an old art by fireflufferz because i'm bored with having michiru pfps.
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