and i really mean anything. if you have literally any question - go ahead. i will probably answer it and with a huge chance put it on my new website in the Infrequently Asked Questions section. it's gonna be a long Q&A list so please go ahead, i want to make it as funny and as lengthy as possible.
you get bonus internet points if it's about apple (TECH COMPANY. I WILL DECLINE ASKS ABOUT THE FRUIT OR PIES MADE OF SAID FRUIT.) or the web or russia.