reth

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@reth

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Anonymous User asked:

one billion lions or every single pokemon?

that would depend on where exactly do i get them. let’s say in a giant fucking field. in my defence, i never played/watched pokemon, i only know my information about them in passing, but i’m gonna safely assume that while there are tons of cute critters, there might also be some fucked up creatures who would destroy shit with a single touch. but there are a lot less pokemon than a billion. pretty sure less than a thousand.
lions, on the other hand, are more predictable with my knowledge. if we spawn them in a large enough cage where they won’t break out - we could have a survival games thing. and tons of meat in the process.
pokemons could be an issue, but wouldn’t be as catastrophic in cases of failure. we can just shoot them, we have missiles and deadly weapons.

so in a realistic case-scenario - probably every single pokemon, because it’d be safer than a billion(!) of lions.

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modulusshift
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The god of the Pokémon world, the incarnation of the Big Bang, is also a Pokémon, it hatched from an egg to start the universe. Said god then created gods of time, space and anti-matter, those are also Pokémon. They decided the anti-matter one was a mistake and banished them. Once the time and space gods created the universe and world and retreated into their own dimensions, the main god then created gods of knowledge, emotion and willpower, who worked together to create all living things, including humans. Gods of land, sea and sky arose at this point. Yes, these are all Pokémon. Those have epic battles between land and sea with the sky one trying to chill the other two out. You can literally just go find where all those gods are hiding, and catch them. Some of them are dimensions away but they left doors to knock on in case they were needed. But a bunch just chill out in lakes or on mountains or the bottom of the ocean and stuff.

So I mean, if you end up in a room with all the Pokémon, there’s a solid few handfuls that could just end the world if irritated. Fair warning.

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How exactly do you shoot something with power over either time or space? Either the bullet will never arrive or it’ll always miss. Not to mention both of those are steel types, which means their body is literally made out of metal, that’s going to be bulletproof 9 times out of 10. (The other one is the few steel-type Pokémon who seem to be made out of copper or another weak metal lol)

And I mean, the main god Pokémon will literally send you back in time or to an alternate universe or whatever at the drop of a hat. That’s actually the plot of a recent game, the main character met Arceus and suddenly woke up 200 years in the past.

Ground types are going to be bulletproof most of the time. Psychic types will be able to catch or deflect the bullet with mental force. The literal avatars of the land and sea might not be bulletproof but if you accidentally only kill one of them the other will either evaporate the ocean or flood the planet, assuming that, you know, they don’t just regenerate anyway. And who the heck knows what happens if you do kill both?

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I think you had the right idea with spawning the lions in a cage tbh. Or you know, Antarctica and fly away. Even if it did happen to be somewhere with more life a billion lions simply aren’t going to last long.

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