Turning left* is really easy. You just have to execute a maneuver that on rail, sea and air requires radio communications using nothing but gorilla aggression posturing
*right-hand traffic, obviously
On second thought air traffic control seems kind of oppressive.
Planes should have massive blinkers running down their entire length that the pilot clicks while edging the throttle and head-checking from the taxiway
Rail/sea/air cpts regularly obey all kinds of height and speed limits but cagers online express active contempt for those who follow them.
The only consistent way cities have found to slow them down is to physically threaten their vehicles with speedbumps, bollards and narrow streets
The cager's mind churns with ordered hierarchies of other drivers like the Advanced Race Theory thought from Disco Elysium. Old people, women, Asians, teenagers; all to be disciplined with high beam flashes and resolute honks.
At the bottom of the hierarchy is of course the Left-Lane Bandit.
Roman of Regular Car Reviews audibly hyperventilates as he recalls them. How dare this ingrate besmirch the Passing Lane. Statistically, it's actually MORE dangerous not to drive at the speed of traffic! I won't examine this further!
