because seven ate nine, and we all know what happened to seven - deemed as one of the most fucked up iphones.
mine has a screen glitch at the bottom, which sometimes causes the top contents to flash down there. many other problems out there too.

experimenting and all that.
chief executive dysfunction officer. few of my posts are high-effort, but at least they're funny.
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because seven ate nine, and we all know what happened to seven - deemed as one of the most fucked up iphones.
mine has a screen glitch at the bottom, which sometimes causes the top contents to flash down there. many other problems out there too.
oh there are two ways to read this question:
"why[, do you think, ]there was no iPhone 9?" and
"why do you think there was no iPhone 9?". I guess in the latter variant it exists, occluded by time and tide, unable to be perceived.
just another one of apple’s technologies, making people forget failed products. maybe that’s why they’ve been on a good product streak for the past 3-4 years, because we just were forced to forget the bad ones existed.