emergent fops emergency

experimenting and all that.
chief executive dysfunction officer. few of my posts are high-effort, but at least they're funny.
current avatar is an old art by fireflufferz because i'm bored with having michiru pfps.
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emergent fops emergency
i don't understand how this is an emergency. this is a positive development
there is no one to pet fops, biggest emergency, pls send most skilled fops petter
[911 dispatcher voice] hang in there, we're sending a Scritcher Unit to your location right away