i would kill god for
- dykes
- butches
- twinks
- (m/d/p)ilfs
- bus fare
- return of the $5 footlong1
- a punchline
- several ficitonal characters
- kitties
- puppies
- isopods
- social housing
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honestly, I'd settle for a $7 footlong. ~3% inflation over 14 years adds up!

experimenting and all that.
chief executive dysfunction officer. few of my posts are high-effort, but at least they're funny.
current avatar is an old art by fireflufferz because i'm bored with having michiru pfps.
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i would kill god for
honestly, I'd settle for a $7 footlong. ~3% inflation over 14 years adds up!