I'm finally getting things to a point where I can stop wrestling with all sorts of backend problems and parts of the site breaking due to bad pseudo-code, and start focusing on putting things together like ridiculously delicate LEGO bricks.
That out of order menu with a drop down next to "Gallery" and the little "I draw okay" underneath the pictures? That's progress. That is victory, my friends. I still don't know what "content injection" is exactly but, y'all, that content has been injected into this page in a way that works. I'm living the dream. Inject it right into my veins.