it is once again the time of year where every wasp in the world determines my house as the optimal place to wait out the winter and I become like Doom Guy with a Vacuum Cleaner
god bless you bimonthly pest-control service for your miracle spray that weakens those demons at the threshold
edit: listen i know all creatures have a right to be on this earth, sure, but there is a hard limit to "inside of my bathroom and bedroom"
