ring

nearly-stable torus, self-similar

  • solid he, nebulous they

I'm Ring ᐠ( ᐛ )ᐟ I strive to be your web sight's reliable provider of big scruffy guys getting bullied by ≥7-foot tall monster femboys


You will never guess where to find my art account! Hahahaha! My security is impenetrable! (it's @PlasmaRing)


My luck with learning anything is tremendous. No matter what it is the process is always like

me: okay I'll start with something simple. let me look up how to change one (1) color

some poor bastard on the forum for the thing in 2018: Guys, I'd really like to change one color :) I'm new how do I do this pls?

power user who can make the thing do their dishes: uh you can't? that's impossible

power user who has been working with the thing professionally for ten years: I guess you could try blanching the coordinator using the Norbert plugin but that's pretty hacky and it's probably going to break in any browser that isn't Netscape Navigator

power user who once took over the White House teleprompter using the thing: lmao why are you trying to change the color?


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