Plasma Ring

@ring

nearly-stable torus, self-similar

solid he, nebulous they

I'm Ring ᐠ( ᐛ )ᐟ I strive to be your web sight's reliable provider of big scruffy guys getting bullied by ≥7-foot tall monster femboys

You will never guess where to find my art account! Hahahaha! My security is impenetrable! (it's @PlasmaRing)

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Plasma Ring @ring9/22/2022, 5:45 AM

@Bigg

@Bigg5/2/2022, 6:51 AM

POV: You're the unsuspecting son of a bitch who posted a 'stretches for artists' infographic on a server I occupy

A haunting orchestral score swells as my name and health bar appear at the bottom of the screen

@Bigg9/20/2022, 6:02 AM

Bringing back this banger

If you're an artist and you're smashing retweet on single-page infographics or 45-second TikToks that claim to offer easy-to-follow advice that "everyone should do" to "cure back/neck/wrist pain" I want you to understand a few things:

I am so much physically stronger than you are
I have never forgotten a slight or grudge in my entire life
I will not tire
I will not stop
There is nothing you can do to change what is going to happen (except maybe stop sharing spurious health advice without doing your own research or speaking to a healthcare professional (like me))

#there was a splatoon themed one of these the othe day #why must you harm me #why must you force me to harm you

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#o this is good thank you #I find it hard to figure out how to Do Stretches unless someone actually explains what it should feel/look like so this is helpful