- Fuck the English
- Irn Bru
- The English can fuck off
- Deep-fried haggis
- Bloody English bastards
- Dominant at curling, kinda shite at all other sports
- The English can get tae fuck
- Limmy
- Did I say "fuck the English" yet?

Some kind of noodle critter. Korps affiliate, streamer, hecking wiggler
Significantly less quilts and claymores than I expected TBH.
I haven't encountered any claymores yet in my time here, but maybe I just haven't been to the right places!