One day I'm going to get up in the middle of the night and look in the icebox and see some plums my roommate/partner/spouse was saving for breakfast and I am going to be so fucking ready for it

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One day I'm going to get up in the middle of the night and look in the icebox and see some plums my roommate/partner/spouse was saving for breakfast and I am going to be so fucking ready for it