why are we are not discussing Knightmare (1986, Konami) in which pausing the game causes the protagonist, Popolon, to get into a big comfy bed and go to sleep

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why are we are not discussing Knightmare (1986, Konami) in which pausing the game causes the protagonist, Popolon, to get into a big comfy bed and go to sleep
I miss these kind of Pause screens, La-Mulana is the most recent one I can think of that does this, where the protag eats a bowl of curry, pats his stomach, and falls asleep.