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#1 Cohost Feature that Cohost NEEDS URGENTLY or ELSE is "Rival Discovery" now the way this works is you would be shown random user's profiles through an algorithm one user at a time and you have to swipe left or right on them to tell eggbug if you are interesting dueling this user. Swipe left to pass, swipe right to duel. If you swipe right on a user and they swipe right on you then you have matched and you must joust. jousting would the implementing of the arcade game Joust where you fly on ostriches with lances trying to land on top of each other to knock your rival off of their ostrich and win the duel. Winning a duel causes the loser to lose half of their followers at random who you then gain in turn automatically. This feature aids discoverability and improves your timeline because bad and uncool losers would be naturally removed from your dashboard an replaced by cooler, more dexterous users who are better at the classic Midway arcade game Joust.

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imo cohost should advertise the post silencing feature as the ability to delete other people’s posts (yeah, sure, it’s only for you but how else are you gonna know)

it is such a critical personal moderation feature

hey have you all heard about how you can delete other people's posts here

• not only can you delete other people's posts... you can delete you own posts! this is a slightly stronger version of deleting other people's posts because you can choose to delete them for the whole universe, or just yourself
• lock comments / lock shares: tired of people Going Off in the replies to your post? sick of something Doing Numbers? well i've got good news: you can rip out these verbs out via the "meatball menu", aka the "@thricedotted menu", at the top right corner of your post. delicious!!!