Like, lol, just straight up tell everyone you don't want our money. 😂
But then also, I went to look at their website, and immediately there's AI art in their picture of a ghost serving coffee. 
So I send a screenshot to my partner, pointing out the shite AI art, and he sends me this Tripadvisor review titled: "Clearly just an AI-generated cash grab". 🤣
Went in here for lunch- the flavour text on the website is clearly AI generated drivel. The walls are decorated with ludicrously overpriced AI generated art. They wanted £55 for canvas bags with awful AI art on them, and the coffee is £77 for a kilo with no clear information on the packet on origin and traceability.
The food is the cheapest quality possible- value white bread with cheap fillings. The whole cafe is sparsely and thoughtlessly decorated, the whole thing feels like a lazy, AI generated cash grab.
There are some beautiful, cheap and great cafes just a few steps away from this godawful place, do yourself a favour and go somewhere else.
This is like the double whammy of "go fash, lose cash", followed immediately by "go AI, kiss your business goodbye"! Like if I put this cafe in a novel, people would tell me it's too blatant to be good satire, but I assure you, it's real! 🤣
Anyway, the Tripadvisor review is correct: there are much better cafes around in the near vicinity to that one. You definitely don't need to suffer through the fash or the AI to have good coffee and a sandwich. 😂