I'm not a real robot, but I have a real face!
25, bi, genderless.
not only is this probability table incredibly wrong (in paper you are 3/10 to get 6 mana on the first goblin and virtually guaranteed to get 5) but it's also a weird ETB trigger? So, 1) you don't know how much mana it's generating before you play it and 2) your opponent can't respond by removing the creature in response to the trigger to deny the mana generation.
why even bother putting this card on the platform????
Also strictly worse because there's NO option to get Mind Goblin (1 red mana)
Since they decided these cards HAD to be Eternal legal I'm not sure there was ever going to be a good way to implement it.
Remember there was NO OTHER WAY to let people use these in Commander you're not allowed to "talk" to people.
I mean just implement stickers properly. Or if you're going to hack it, make it always +1 mana because this card is always at least +1 mana for the first two copies. Or don't even bother implementing it on the platform.
For the record, I am a sticker enjoyer and my pauper sticker stompy deck is one of my favorites to jam. I think they're real fascinating and enjoy brewing with them.
