roboticegg

i'm gay and i play final fantasy 14

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vampire
@vampire

coming up with a new type of posting called npcposting. the goal is to sound like an npc in a town in like, pokemon or just any rpg. here i'll go first.

Have you talked with the mayor yet?


caro
@caro

I love the view from this terrace. You can see the whole city.


tenna
@tenna

I ran out of potions! It's a good thing the Potion Store's just up ahead.


blackle
@blackle

Did you hear the rumours about the town south of here? I wouldn't go there if I were you!


ill-omens
@ill-omens

I heard there are bandits in the forest south of town!


weregazelle
@weregazelle

Headed towards the Old Monastery, are you? Take care. I heard there was some kind of trouble there recently.


sulcata
@sulcata

Things haven't been the same since that cloaked figure arrived at court...


nic
@nic

Every time we clear out a rat’s nest from the sewers, more come back!


austin
@austin

Heh heh heh. My ring of teleporation is buried behind the third gravestone, nice and saf-
Oh, hello there! Have a good day!


jeffgerstmann
@jeffgerstmann

…! Oh! Sorry, I didn’t see you there.


roboticegg
@roboticegg

Poochy hasn’t been the same since Donny left for Cityville. Sometimes we give him special treats and he’ll fetch one of Donny’s old socks.


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