to honor the passing of Akira Toriyama, the Free Software Foundation should look into their hearts and do the right thing: Rename Gnu's Not Unix (GNU) to Ginu Is Not Unix (GINU)

I owe OP $5 for a rebug that is the same joke but worse, but my brain would not let this go:

G oku's
O nly
K inda 
U nix-like