just because notify-send will accept the first thousand lines of moby dick as a notification body, doesn't mean your laptop won't be REAL MAD about it
If you're reading this on Cohost, this is me inviting you to please comment to be like "here's where you have factual inaccuracy / are probably conceptually wrong!" because this is my working theory and I'm sure I've messed it up somewhere. Putting a "read more" because it's kinda long.