just because notify-send will accept the first thousand lines of moby dick as a notification body, doesn't mean your laptop won't be REAL MAD about it

I've been very slowly reading it (a few chapters a week when chapters are tiny) and while it is extremely not for everyone it is so funny because it's literally the experience of your unmedicated ADHD friend telling you a story (but first he needs to tell you Every Whale Fact so you have the necessary context (but first he needs to make an inside joke known only to himself)) and normally that's the experience my friends get from me so it's... idk I'm just sorta basking in this experience, which is part of why I'm taking it slow. Yes, Herman, spend another chapter on telling me about masts.🐳🐳