said by my gf after watching me coax a moth on to my hand so that I could take it outside (where it will hopefully find more moths to fuck)
afterwards I rescued a second moth (it was much smaller and probably a different species)
next time my friends ask me to take out a spider I'm going to tell them I'll only do it if they call me the spider princess
Then I'll spend the rest of the day hissing and building webs in the corridors