peach eating vagus nerve cultist of the house of tool ape


gull
@gull

plums were
involved
in an eating-
related incident

in proximity to
the icebox
that contained
the plums

mistakes were
made in the
handling of
your breakfast


mcc
@mcc

This is a message
and part of a system of messages
Pay attention to it!

What is here was dangerous
and repulsive to us

The danger is present in your time
as it was in ours

The danger is to the body,
and is delicious

So sweet
and so cold


hthrflwrs
@hthrflwrs

> eat
> the plums
> that were in
> the ice box

> and which
> my roommate
> was probably saving
> for breakfast

> say "forgive me
> they were delicious
> so sweet
> and so cold"

> mfw


twilight-sparkle
@twilight-sparkle
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hop
@hop

winter's honeyed kiss
reserved for a warming sun
alas! swallowed whole

冬の蜜
残した光
食べちゃった


lifning
@lifning

👏👏👏👏
your ice box robbed, you sobbed
your plums were M.I.A.

seems like your breakfast has been commandeered
and now you won't have fruit aside your eggs and toast
or bagels and schmear, but

i'll confess to you
(they're so sweet and so cold)
i'll confess to you
(sorry i was so bold)
i'll confess to you
(hope you forgive me too)


gull
@gull
The Plumbrandts - I'll Confess To You
I'll Confess To You
The Plumbrandts
00:00

busted out the guitar once again


Circutron
@Circutron
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doctorwednesday
@doctorwednesday

Do you seriously think I would remind you about the plums in the icebox if there remained the slightest chance of you consuming them before me?

I ate them thirty-five minutes ago.


jaidamack
@jaidamack

There is nothing in the world more helpless and irresponsible and depraved than Cohost in the depths of a plum binge.


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look, i'm sorry, but this is just to say we have eaten the plums that were in the icebox and which everyone else were probably saving for breakfast. forgive us all - they were so delicious... so sweet and so cold