peach eating vagus nerve cultist of the house of tool ape
ME (doing massive rails of coke off the boardroom table): Anyway the city needs to do something about all these crackheads at 3rd and Pine,
oh, a mcdonalds downtown! :)
— clueless tourist, ignoring the red zone name when they cross the threshold
[flashing text appears over the top of the bottom third of your vision] BerserkGuts has invaded your meal.
Seattle city counsel: why are they always there??
Analyst: it seems there is a transit stop and a McDonald’s and it’s near downtown
Seattle city counsel: well, then get rid of transit stops, cheap food, and we’re only zoning suburban from now on
before the pandemic i purchased soda's there in order to use their bathroom, after they automated a bunch of stuff they put the soda fountain behind the counter, how cheap can you be
